Nuking The Cat

At the time of this writing, word came across that the production on Marvel Studios’ Blade had been halted. The director had quit and...

As I read the credit, I had to ask myself “What movie needs a Gender and Sexuality Consultant?” Hellraiser. Hellraiser totally needed...

Sometimes, it only takes one movie to build an empire. While this following confession might get my Mutant Family membership revoked, I...

Let me share the only time I spoke during the film: “Don’t go Fulci…Don’t go Fulci…aww shit. You went Fulci.” Now, you veterans of the...

Chekov’s Gun. It’s a principle in drama, both on stage and on screen, that if you allude to something in the first act, you need to have...

Now that we’ve come to the end of the Friday franchise, it’s time for another State of the Franchise address. Oh boy. As of this writing,...

An unlikely film from that Kevin Smith. That’s the tagline for Red State and boy…they were definitely going for understatement there,...

Filming H.P. Lovecraft stories has always proven to be an interesting proposition. Hollywood has always shied a way from the material,...

I forgot just how much nudity was in this one. I mean, seriously, every single female on screen, save two, ends up unleashing those...

Yes, you could just as easily call Slaxx ‘Little Clothing Shop of Horrors’…but that would really sell it short. The trailer for the film...

I’ve been on a bit of a Peter Cushing kick lately…mainly his Hammer films, often times starring opposite of Christopher Lee. Those...

It’s been a full 10 years since I sat down to watch Rubber for the first time. It was the final act in a long day which included New York...

1963. This is nowhere near the beginning of the age of the TV Horror Host. That year was 1954 and depending on whose camp you’re in, you...

Fair warning…apparently, hockey is going to be banned in two years. Don’t blame me, I’m just the messenger. And where did my information...

I know I’m a little behind on this, but it’s finally Morbin’ time! After much ballyhoo on the internet and a failed re-release showing...

It was a dark and stormy knight… I’m going to be honest. Any long-time follower of the site knows that I have Batman issues. I’m sick of...

I hate to start yet another review this way but when I first heard about Birds of Prey, I knew I was gonna hate it. I despise Harley...

Budget. If you’re a fan of watching how films get made, this word comes up a lot, usually from producers and never in a positive way. The...

While negative critical reception is nothing new for the Friday the 13th franchise, there was enough fan blowback and diminishing returns...

I hate vanity projects. Okay, that’s not ENTIRELY true…but I hate the concept of them: a movie star so vain that he has to make a movie...