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Jun 30, 2017
Movie Review - Transformers: The Last Knight
[Mild Spoilers within…you’ve been warned. – Ed.] We talked about this earlier when we were looking at the state of the Transformers...
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Jun 4, 2017
Movie Review - Alien: Covenant
Ridley Scott needs to seriously consider throwing rose petals at the feet of Michael Fassbender any time the two are within close...
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May 6, 2017
Impulse Buy Theater - Incubus (1966)
Esperanto: A constructed language that was first introduced to the world back in 1887 for the following purposes: To render the study of...
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Oct 22, 2016
Movie Reviews - A Guyver Doubleheader: The Guyver and Guyver: Dark Hero
With our theme of Toons, Terror and Toys for October, well, there are two films that would cover the first two…so I figured why not?...
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Aug 27, 2016
Movie Review - Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
It was April 2005 when the first Sin City film came out. Now, truth be told, I’ve got some sentimental attachment to the film…it was the...
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Aug 21, 2016
Impulse Buy Theater - Caligula
For the last 153 minutes, that’s two and a half hours folks, I’ve seen so much dick that I think it broke my mind. Don’t get me wrong,...
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Aug 17, 2016
Impulse Buy Theater - Fire City: End of Days
Well, they can’t all be good. While I’m certain that this isn’t the first or the last time an Impulse Buy Theater review goes negative,...
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Jul 27, 2016
Kung Fu Concussion Discussion - Kung Fu Arts
Uncle Monkey. It’s really the only thing I remember vividly from Kung Fu Arts…aside from being utterly confused. Let’s see if the...
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Jul 25, 2016
Masterpiece Theater - Rodimus Prime
I hate this thing. Granted, that makes it sounds like there’s nothing positive about MP-09, Rodimus Convoy (or Rodimus Prime here in the...
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Jul 12, 2016
Binge 'N' Purge - Machine Robo: Revenge of Cronos
Back when we were still only seeing prototypes of what would prove to be the awesome new Machine Robo/GoBots toys, well…I got a little...
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Jun 1, 2016
Impulse Buy Theater's Avengers - Captain America (1990)
As any dog with a hankering for Christmas tinsel will tell you…sometimes a shiny shit makes all the difference in the world. And that’s...
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May 30, 2016
Binge 'n' Purge - Transformers: Robots in Disguise Season 1
Freak of the Week. You follow up one of the best, most epic Transformers TV series with a show that boils down to a very weak Freak of...
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Feb 14, 2016
Movie Review - Supergirl
Before we leave the Superman franchise of the 80’s and leap (in a single bound, no less) ahead 20 years, we have to take a look at the...
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Feb 10, 2016
Because I Hate Myself - Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Yes, it’s a trite phrase that’s certainly lapped the concept of cliché…but if anything...
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Feb 9, 2016
Because I Hate Myself - Superman III
Superman III brings us the clearest look at what producers Alexander and Ilya Salkind, writers David and Leslie Newman and director...
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Mar 4, 2015
Retro Game Review - Superman (NES)
There are certain facts in life: death, taxes, a collectible drought lasting a few months followed by an unending, expensive onslaught of...
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Sep 15, 2014
Movie Review - Iron Sky
I wanted to like this movie...I really did. And it seemed like it wasn't going to be that hard. Here, take a look at the teaser. And then...
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Apr 21, 2014
Because I Hate Myself - Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D
From one of the writers of Batman Begins! Hoooo boy…we’re in trouble. Not that Batman Begins was horrible. Oh no, far from it. But it’s...
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Apr 17, 2014
Because I Hate Myself - Spawn
Did you know that the eternal struggle between good and evil, the fight for the souls of humanity, the metaphysical conflict that has...
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