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Apr 10
Movies In The Parx - Insecticidal
Every movie reviewer or critic has that one friend. You know who they are. They’re your own personal Jerry Springer: bringing to light...
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Apr 10
Because I Hate Myself - Nude Nuns with Big Guns
In the collecting world, it doesn’t take very long to learn about knock-offs…these being items that LOOK like an official item but more...
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Mar 18
Movie Review - Benny Loves You
I should love this movie. It’s got some great kills, gruesome practical effects, so-bad-it’s-good CG and some clever writing that wears...
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Mar 11
Impulse Buy Theater - The Lake Michigan Monster
“One month ago, me and a fellow ship captain o’ mine ventured out on a morning fishing trip upon the great tides of Lake Michigan. As we...
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Mar 10
Opinion - A Requiem for Smut
There’s a meme that’s been floating around on the internet (I’ll try to attach it to this article) that shows a scrambled cable TV image...
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Mar 8
Franchise Friday - Scream of the Blind Dead
What the hell did I just watch? Those were my first words upon the conclusion of yet another new entry in the Blind Dead films: Scream of...
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Mar 1
Franchise Friday - Curse of the Blind Dead
Honestly, I never thought I’d see the day…but here we are. Apparently we’re seeing a resurgence in the Blind Dead franchise…but can it...
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Feb 1
Movie Review - Llamageddon
A friend of mine recently asked me, “So…when are we gonna talk about Llamageddon?” Sigh. Damn you Kelli. Fine. Now. Apparently we’re...
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Dec 13, 2023
Movie Review - Godzilla Minus One
I’m starting to notice a pattern here. See if you can spot it. 1998 - Tri-Star pictures releases Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich's...
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May 29, 2023
Because I Hate Myself - Zombie Tidal Wave
Well, haven’t used this headline in a while…but it couldn’t be more appropriate. You see, a ‘friend’ of the site recommended Zombie Tidal...
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Oct 8, 2016
Toon Review - Transformers: The Movie
You know, it’s hard to write about a movie you’ve seen about a hundred times. That should be an exaggeration, but if I had the...
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Sep 20, 2016
Nuking the Podcat - Episode 2: Buckaroo Banzai
For the Podcast itself, click HERE to listen via Google Podcasts. Well, most of the feedback was positive…so we’re back for a second...
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Aug 29, 2016
Binge 'N' Purge - Ash vs. The Evil Dead
At the end of 2013’s Evil Dead remake, if you sat through the credits there was a brief after credits sequence featuring the man himself,...
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Aug 21, 2016
Impulse Buy Theater - Caligula
For the last 153 minutes, that’s two and a half hours folks, I’ve seen so much dick that I think it broke my mind. Don’t get me wrong,...
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Aug 17, 2016
Impulse Buy Theater - Fire City: End of Days
Well, they can’t all be good. While I’m certain that this isn’t the first or the last time an Impulse Buy Theater review goes negative,...
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Aug 15, 2016
Kung Fu Concussion Discussion - Bruce Against Iron Hand
Plunging his fists into the molten heart of Shou-Lao the Undying, a fire-breathing serpent, gave Danny Rand the power of the "Iron Fist",...
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Jul 27, 2016
Kung Fu Concussion Discussion - Kung Fu Arts
Uncle Monkey. It’s really the only thing I remember vividly from Kung Fu Arts…aside from being utterly confused. Let’s see if the...
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Jul 22, 2016
Kung Fu Concussion Discussion - Shaolin Temple
For our second Kung Fu Concussion Discussion, well, there’s a bit of a setup. [Again?!? – Ed.] I’ll keep it short this time though,...
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Jul 20, 2016
Kung Fu Concussion Discussion - The Master
Welcome to a new feature here at The Cat…the Kung Fu Concussion Discussion! [Because we’re not unfocused enough. – Ed.] I have to...
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Jul 4, 2016
Impulse Buy Theater - Freaks of Nature
One week. The film was only out for one week. You see, I remember seeing the trailer for Freaks of Nature a week before it was released...
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