Nuking The Cat

It’s a shame that the 80s action movie is a relic of its time and likely not to be revived any time soon, because, man, after watching...

Somewhere between Night of the Living Dead and The Serpent and the Rainbow lies…Sugar Hill. 1968. If you look at films before that year,...

I think that most of us, whether it is as a watcher…or even a reviewer…fall into a bit of an anesthesia, or maybe even an amnesia, when...

Michael Mann’s The Keep hits me in my cinematic soft spot: What If…? While recent examples of this include David Ayer’s Suicide Squad and...

Let’s talk about Superman IV: The Quest for Peace. Yeah, yeah, I know I’m here to review Alien: Romulus, but bear with me for a second....

Soooo yeah, fourth Hellboy movie. Who knew? And honestly, after the catastrophic failure that was the third film, a reboot starring David...

I had never seen a Robert Eggers film. In fact, my path here, to Nosferatu, is pretty non-linear, and it starts with his third film: The...

No, just like Morbius before it, Madame Web is not the cinematic abortion that reviewers have made it out to be. But, just like Morbius,...

Disillusioned with the #MutantFam yet pledged to the Drive-In Oath, one man walks the Earth in search of the Three B’s (Blood, Breasts &...

***WARNING*** My opinion of this film may in fact be influenced by the fact that the last movie I saw prior to this one was Crackcoon ....

Yes, the drug-fueled animal subgenre has well and truly “jumped the shark”. And yes, I should have known that after the abomination that...

Let’s talk about Dick Miller for a second. If you don’t recognize the name, I’ll put a link to his filmography here. But even if you just...

Every movie reviewer or critic has that one friend. You know who they are. They’re your own personal Jerry Springer: bringing to light...

In the collecting world, it doesn’t take very long to learn about knock-offs…these being items that LOOK like an official item but more...

I should love this movie. It’s got some great kills, gruesome practical effects, so-bad-it’s-good CG and some clever writing that wears...

“One month ago, me and a fellow ship captain o’ mine ventured out on a morning fishing trip upon the great tides of Lake Michigan. As we...

What the hell did I just watch? Those were my first words upon the conclusion of yet another new entry in the Blind Dead films: Scream of...

“Begun, the Clone Wars have.” In some ways, the vibe Yoda gives off when he’s acknowledged this end to peace and the start of widespread,...

Image courtesy of Watch Mojo Much has been made lately about the endangered nature of physical media when it comes to movies. [Although...

Honestly, I never thought I’d see the day…but here we are. Apparently we’re seeing a resurgence in the Blind Dead franchise…but can it...