Nuking The Cat

I had never seen a Robert Eggers film. In fact, my path here, to Nosferatu, is pretty non-linear, and it starts with his third film: The...

No, just like Morbius before it, Madame Web is not the cinematic abortion that reviewers have made it out to be. But, just like Morbius,...

Disillusioned with the #MutantFam yet pledged to the Drive-In Oath, one man walks the Earth in search of the Three B’s (Blood, Breasts &...

***WARNING*** My opinion of this film may in fact be influenced by the fact that the last movie I saw prior to this one was Crackcoon ....

Yes, the drug-fueled animal subgenre has well and truly “jumped the shark”. And yes, I should have known that after the abomination that...

Let’s talk about Dick Miller for a second. If you don’t recognize the name, I’ll put a link to his filmography here. But even if you just...

Every movie reviewer or critic has that one friend. You know who they are. They’re your own personal Jerry Springer: bringing to light...

In the collecting world, it doesn’t take very long to learn about knock-offs…these being items that LOOK like an official item but more...

I should love this movie. It’s got some great kills, gruesome practical effects, so-bad-it’s-good CG and some clever writing that wears...

“One month ago, me and a fellow ship captain o’ mine ventured out on a morning fishing trip upon the great tides of Lake Michigan. As we...

What the hell did I just watch? Those were my first words upon the conclusion of yet another new entry in the Blind Dead films: Scream of...

“Begun, the Clone Wars have.” In some ways, the vibe Yoda gives off when he’s acknowledged this end to peace and the start of widespread,...

Image courtesy of Watch Mojo Much has been made lately about the endangered nature of physical media when it comes to movies. [Although...

Honestly, I never thought I’d see the day…but here we are. Apparently we’re seeing a resurgence in the Blind Dead franchise…but can it...

A friend of mine recently asked me, “So…when are we gonna talk about Llamageddon?” Sigh. Damn you Kelli. Fine. Now. Apparently we’re...

In preparation to watch Ridley Scott’s new film, Napoleon, I chose to watch the director’s cut of Kingdom of Heaven. This was perhaps the...

I’m starting to notice a pattern here. See if you can spot it. 1998 - Tri-Star pictures releases Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich's...

Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving got me to thinking about slashers from both the 80s and 90s and their differences. In the 80s, what’s generally...

It was 1999. Star Wars Episode I had opened to…well, I’ll be generous and say mixed reviews. At the time, I’d been a huge fan of the...

Who knew Freddy could be so topical? Now, I have to admit, part of the reason why there was a long break in-between our looks at Part 4...