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Marvel Monday - Madame Web
No, just like Morbius before it, Madame Web is not the cinematic abortion that reviewers have made it out to be. But, just like Morbius,...
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Dec 9
The Drive-In Ronin - Solomon Kane
Disillusioned with the #MutantFam yet pledged to the Drive-In Oath, one man walks the Earth in search of the Three B’s (Blood, Breasts &...
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Dec 5
Werewolf Wednesday - Werewolf Santa
***WARNING*** My opinion of this film may in fact be influenced by the fact that the last movie I saw prior to this one was Crackcoon ....
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Dec 4
Because I Hate Myself - Crackcoon
Yes, the drug-fueled animal subgenre has well and truly “jumped the shark”. And yes, I should have known that after the abomination that...
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Apr 15
Movie Review - Late Night with the Devil
Let’s talk about Dick Miller for a second. If you don’t recognize the name, I’ll put a link to his filmography here. But even if you just...
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Apr 10
Movies In The Parx - Insecticidal
Every movie reviewer or critic has that one friend. You know who they are. They’re your own personal Jerry Springer: bringing to light...
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Apr 10
Because I Hate Myself - Nude Nuns with Big Guns
In the collecting world, it doesn’t take very long to learn about knock-offs…these being items that LOOK like an official item but more...
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Mar 18
Movie Review - Benny Loves You
I should love this movie. It’s got some great kills, gruesome practical effects, so-bad-it’s-good CG and some clever writing that wears...
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Mar 11
Impulse Buy Theater - The Lake Michigan Monster
“One month ago, me and a fellow ship captain o’ mine ventured out on a morning fishing trip upon the great tides of Lake Michigan. As we...
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Mar 8
Franchise Friday - Scream of the Blind Dead
What the hell did I just watch? Those were my first words upon the conclusion of yet another new entry in the Blind Dead films: Scream of...
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Mar 4
Movie Review - Dune Part Two
“Begun, the Clone Wars have.” In some ways, the vibe Yoda gives off when he’s acknowledged this end to peace and the start of widespread,...
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Mar 3
Opinion - The Impending Death of Physical Media
Image courtesy of Watch Mojo Much has been made lately about the endangered nature of physical media when it comes to movies. [Although...
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Mar 1
Franchise Friday - Curse of the Blind Dead
Honestly, I never thought I’d see the day…but here we are. Apparently we’re seeing a resurgence in the Blind Dead franchise…but can it...
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Feb 1
Movie Review - Llamageddon
A friend of mine recently asked me, “So…when are we gonna talk about Llamageddon?” Sigh. Damn you Kelli. Fine. Now. Apparently we’re...
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Dec 18, 2023
Movie Review - Napoleon
In preparation to watch Ridley Scott’s new film, Napoleon, I chose to watch the director’s cut of Kingdom of Heaven. This was perhaps the...
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Dec 13, 2023
Movie Review - Godzilla Minus One
I’m starting to notice a pattern here. See if you can spot it. 1998 - Tri-Star pictures releases Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich's...
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Nov 21, 2023
Movie Review - Thanksgiving
Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving got me to thinking about slashers from both the 80s and 90s and their differences. In the 80s, what’s generally...
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Jun 5, 2023
Marvel Monday - Ant Man & The Wasp: Quantumania
It was 1999. Star Wars Episode I had opened to…well, I’ll be generous and say mixed reviews. At the time, I’d been a huge fan of the...
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Jun 2, 2023
Franchise Friday - A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 5: The Dream Child
Who knew Freddy could be so topical? Now, I have to admit, part of the reason why there was a long break in-between our looks at Part 4...
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May 29, 2023
Because I Hate Myself - Zombie Tidal Wave
Well, haven’t used this headline in a while…but it couldn’t be more appropriate. You see, a ‘friend’ of the site recommended Zombie Tidal...
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